Newt 2012

Newt 2012 T-Shirt, Funny Aliens Parody Shirt, Geeky Tee Shirt, Nerd shirt, movie scifi parody, Ripley, Bishop

Anyone that can survive alone for months in ventilation shafts is a hero as far as I’m concerned, and fit to lead our country. As for running mates, I would suggest she stay away from Ripley. You don’t want a VP who’s more of a badass than you. And Hudson’s too panicky. Every time we get new intelligence on possible terrorist attacks, he’s all “GAME OVER MAN! GAME OVER!” What about Bishop? He’s a robot, and people can trust robots. Plus his blood is milk. America loves milk.

For campaign slogans I’m thinking she needs a strong, clear message that cuts through the political rhetoric. How about, “Get away from her, YOU BITCH!”?

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