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  • I’m Not Fat, I’m Just More Than Meets The Eyesharksplode-t-shirt-im-not-fat-im-more-than-meets-the-eye-SQUARE-2

    Go on and back dat trailer up. Printed about 12″ wide on Men’s Fruit of the Loom 3930 in Ash Gray and Ladies Next Level Apparel 3900 in Heather Gray. Printed using DTG (Direct To Garment) More questions? Contact us! … Continue reading

    Order I'm Not Fat I'm Just More Than Meets The Eye T-Shirt Color: Men's Ash Gray / Ladies Heather Gray @ $19.95
  • Adventure Time Lordssharksplode-t-shirt-adventure-timelords-SQUARE-2

    What time is it?! More like WHEN time is… hang on… where in time and relative dimension in spa… OH! What time ISN’T IT! Nailed it. Printed about 10″ wide on Men’s Fruit of the Loom 3930 in Pacific Blue … Continue reading

    Order Adventure Time Lords T-Shirt Color: Blue (Men's Pacific Blue, Ladies Turquoise) @ $19.95
  • Porta John Smithsharksplode-t-shirt-portajohn-smith-2-SQUARE

    Printed about 12″ wide on Men’s Fruit of the Loom 3930 in Charcoal Grey and Ladies Next Level Apparel 3900 shirts in Heavy Metal Grey. Printed using DTG (Direct To Garment) More questions? Contact us! Sizing Charts / FAQ’s Ladies … Continue reading

    Order Porta John Smith T-Shirt Color: Grey (Men's Charcoal, Ladies Heavy Metal) @ $19.95
  • Sparks McGeesharksplode-t-shirt-sparks-mcgee-2-SQUARE

    “Number One, where the devil is Sparks Mcgee?” Made by Wil Wheaton and Joel Watson using space age materials that can withstand the extreme g-force of an interstellar Trans-Am and the extreme attitude of a bad ass acting ensign. Confused? … Continue reading

    Order Sparks McGee T-Shirt Color: Charcoal/Heavy Metal @ $19.95
  • Keep Calm And Don’t Be A Dicksharksplode-t-shirt-keep-calm-and-dont-be-a-dick-2-SQUARE

    Based mostly on a thing Wil says all the time which is a pretty good rule to live by when trying to be a human being on this planet who interacts with other human beings on this planet. Printed about … Continue reading

    Order Keep Calm And Don't Be A Dick T-Shirt
  • Rory Hears A Who And Hatches The Cubesharksplode-t-shirt-rory-hears-a-who-2-SQUARE

    “I meant what I said and I said what I meant. A Centurion’s faithful one hundred percent.” DTG Printed about 12″ wide on Men’s Fruit of the Loom 3930 in Pacific Blue and Ladies Next Level Apparel 3900 in Turquoise. … Continue reading

    Order Rory Hears A Who T-Shirt Color: Pacific/Turquoise @ $21.95
  • Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimeysharksplode-t-shirt-wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey-2-SQUARE

    We’ve got TARDIS signnnnnnn! DTG Printed about 11″ wide (bottom row of seats is about 12″ wide) on Men’s Fruit of the Loom 3930 in Royal and Ladies Next Level Apparel 3900 in Royal. Printed using DTG (Direct To Garment) … Continue reading

    Order Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey T-Shirt Color: Royal Blue @ $19.95
  • Rival Smugglerssharksplode-t-shirt-rival-smugglers-2-SQUARE

    Clearly these two are the scruffiest of Gorram Nerfherders in the ‘verse. Still, something tells me if they put down the blasters, and shared a pint of Mudder’s Milk (or even blue milk, for that matter) they’d be fast friends. … Continue reading

    Order Rival Smugglers T-Shirt Color: Charcoal/Heavy Metal @ $19.95
  • Where’s Carl?!sharksplode-t-shirt-wheres-carl-2-SQUARE

    Where’s Carl? NOT where you told him to be, that’s for damn sure. That kid is exactly where he is NOT supposed to be, doing exactly what he is NOT supposed to be doing with EXACTLY who you told him … Continue reading

    Order Where's Carl? T-Shirt Color: Charcoal/Heavy Metal @ $19.95
  • Pentapplegramsharksplode-t-shirt-pentapplegram-2-SQUARE

    Whether you think this is pro-Apple or anti-Apple, you’re probably right. It either symbolizes those dangerous, fanatical whack jobs that militantly support a particular brand of technology and revere its fallen leader to the point of deification OR… the meetings … Continue reading

    Order Pentapplegram T-Shirt Color: Black @ $19.95
  • I’m The Exact Right Amount Of Sexy For My Shirtsharksplode-t-shirt-exact-right-amount-of-sexy-2-SQUARE

    Boasting is for braggarts and bragging is for boastoids. Neither are attractive. Let the world know that you are super comfortable with exactly how you and your shirt relate to each other. You’ve made good choices in life with regards … Continue reading

    Order I'm The Exact Right Amount Of Sexy T-Shirt Color: Black @ $19.95
  • Three Wheaton Moonsharksplode-t-shirt-3-wheaton-moon-2-SQUARE

    Behold! A once dead meme reborn! And underneath the eerie green glow of its 20-sided moon we shall all be transformed! We will shed our clothing in the wood and be reborn as WEREWHEATONS! It feels strange, but also good. … Continue reading

    Order Three Wheaton Moon T-Shirt Color: Black @ $21.95
  • Fighting Time Lordssharksplode-t-shirt-fighting-time-lords-2-SQUARE

    The University of Gallifrey: “Wiblus Wablum Tempis Wempis.” Made by Wil Wheaton and Joel Watson. It is both timey-wimey and spacey-wacey. Printed about 10″ wide on Men’s Fruit of the Loom 3930 in Charcoal and Ladies Next Level Apparel 3900 … Continue reading

    Order Fighting Time Lords T-Shirt Color: Charcoal/Heavy Metal @ $19.95
  • Wesley’s Big Adventuresharksplode-t-shirt-wesleys-big-adventure-2-SQUARE

    There’s no basement on The Enterprise. There aren’t any bathrooms either. (Inspired by a tweet from Wil Wheaton and made by Joel Watson.) Printed about 8″ wide on Men’s Fruit of the Loom 3930 in Charcoal and Ladies Next Level … Continue reading

    Order Wesley's Big Adventure T-Shirt Color: Charcoal @ $19.95
  • The Doctor Is Insharksplode-t-shirt-the-doctor-is-in-2014-2-SQUARE

    “You’re the last of the Time Lords, Charlie Brown.” Printed about 12″ tall on Men’s Fruit of the Loom 3930 in Charcoal and Ladies Next Level Apparel 3900 in Heavy Metal. Printed using DTG (Direct To Garment) More questions? Contact … Continue reading

    Order The Doctor Is In T-Shirt Color: Charcoal/Heavy Metal @ $19.95
  • Newt 2012sharksplode-t-shirt-newt-2012-2-SQUARE

    Anyone that can survive alone for months in ventilation shafts is a hero as far as I’m concerned, and fit to lead our country. As for running mates, I would suggest she stay away from Ripley. You don’t want a … Continue reading

    Order Newt 2012 T-Shirt Color: Navy @ $19.95
  • Wizard Pride Shirtsharksplode-t-shirt-wizard-pride-2-SQUARE

    We’re here! We’re Wizards! Get used to it! Show your pride with this magnificent and magical shirt. This shirt will have special meaning to any boys, girls, griffins or elves that have recently come out to their muggle parents. Printed … Continue reading

    Order Wizard Pride T-Shirt Color: Royal Blue @ $19.95
  • Faneurysm Warningsharksplode-t-shirt-faneurysm-2-SQUARE

    Printed about 10.5″ wide on Men’s Fruit of the Loom 3930 in Black and Ladies Next Level Apparel 3900 in Black. Printed using DTG (Direct To Garment) More questions? Contact us! Sizing Charts / FAQ’s Ladies shirts run AT LEAST … Continue reading

    Order Faneurysm Warning T-Shirt Color: Black @ $19.95
  • Riker? I Hardly Know Her!sharksplode-t-shirt-riker-i-hardly-know-her-2-SQUARE

    “Ladies of Risa, here me! I have had a laser vasectomy and I am ready to beam down to your most sensual coordinates!” Printed about 8.5″ wide on Men’s Fruit of the Loom 3930 in Cardinal and Ladies Next Level … Continue reading

    Order Riker? I Hardly Know Her! T-Shirt Color: Men's Cardinal / Ladies Red @ $19.95
  • The Holodeck Is For Pornsharksplode-t-shirt-the-holodeck-is-for-porn-2-SQUARE

    In the 21st century we all know the Internet is for porn. Well, porn and Craigslist… but Craigslist is essentially for porn too, so it all works out. Technology may advance in the 24th century, but we will still be … Continue reading

    Order The Holodeck Is For Porn T-Shirt Color: Black @ $19.95
  • Laura Roslin For Presidentsharksplode-t-shirt-laura-roslin-for-president-2-SQUARE

    Don’t blame me. I didn’t vote for Baltar. It’s time to do our Colonial duty and re-elect President Roslin. Wait, what? She’s dead? SPOILERS! Can we still vote for her anyway? No? I guess make Romo Lampkin president. He was … Continue reading

    Order Laura Roslin For President T-Shirt Color: Navy @ $19.95
  • The Eh Teamsharksplode-t-shirt-the-eh-team-2-SQUARE

    “In 1972 a crack hockey team was sent to the penalty box for high-sticking and decapitating a team mate with their skates. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security moose cave to the Quebec underground. Today, still wanted by … Continue reading

    Order The Eh Team T-Shirt Color: Black @ $19.95
  • My Heart Is A Hate-Filled Pineapplesharksplode-t-shirt-my-heart-is-a-hatefilled-pineapple-2-SQUARE

    Printed about 12″ wide on Men’s Fruit of the Loom 3930 in Black and Ladies Next Level Apparel 3900 in Black. Printed using DTG (Direct To Garment) More questions? Contact us! Sizing Charts / FAQ’s Ladies shirts run AT LEAST … Continue reading

    Order My Heart Is A Hate-filled Pineapple T-Shirt Color: Black @ $19.95

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